’Tis the season, so let's hang up some holiday lights.
Most folk would have just dropped in some images of lights and called it a wrap, but I decided to use some enhance it with some tricks. Tricks are usually naughty, but I hope Santa will find what I did to be nice.
In using the robotic hand to grab a portion of their logo, I grab the readers attention. There is simply no escaping it, just as there will be no escaping our future robotic overlords, who will find favor in my honoring of their magnificence and spare me from the labor pits. Scoff if you will, but don't come crying to me when you're forced to make R2-D2 his breakfast!
I'm making my shopping list and clippin' coupons...
The dashed-line may stimulate thoughts of a coupon, but please don’t attempt to actually clip it out. In the least you’ll scratch up your monitor something fierce, at worst you'll give yourself a rather nasty shock!
There aren’t any sharks in these waters, are there?
I’ve never been to Pensacola Bay, but it sure looks like there are a lot of activities for families to enjoy. Unfortunately as the designer of this email, I’m ineligible to win and would have to pay out of my own pockets. Sigh… I guess I’ll just go to the movies instead…